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What's so funny?

2011-09-19T07:47:00.000-07:00

A Police STOP at 2 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

What's so funny?

2011-08-26T08:37:00.002-07:00

Take time to smile.

2011-07-14T15:55:00.002-07:00

Always take time to smile.

2011-07-14T13:33:00.000-07:00

She who laughs last, laughs a lot.

2010-08-14T21:15:00.001-07:00

Did you hear about the 83 year old woman that talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?

Have another HehHeh.

2010-03-06T23:32:00.006-07:00

2010-02-25T20:25:00.002-07:00

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Are We Having Fun Yet ?

2009-10-17T17:53:00.000-07:00

Laugh some today

2009-10-14T11:08:00.000-07:00

In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Laughter Among Friends

2009-10-09T23:43:00.001-07:00

Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids.

Laughter Is the Best Medicine

2009-01-27T23:56:00.000-07:00